This page is devoted entirely to the inane, perplexing, and often amusing conversations overheard in daily life.
August 6, 2018:
Setting: Grocery store (of a somewhat lower order) – Phoenix, AZ
Cashier: “Aren’t these melons great?”
Woman: “Well, they are now. Last week they were terrible. But I can tell this one is good because it feels dense and has a nice “knock” to it.”
Cashier: “I just hate it when fruit isn’t good. Ripe, I mean. You know? I frankly find it personally offensive.” [hands woman her change.]
Woman: “Uh huh.”