Asides from the front lines of humanity

This page is devoted entirely to the inane, perplexing, and often amusing conversations overheard in daily life.

August 6, 2018:
Setting: Grocery store (of a somewhat lower order) – Phoenix, AZ

Cashier: “Aren’t these melons great?”

Woman: “Well, they are now.  Last week they were terrible.  But I can tell this one is good because it feels dense and has a nice “knock” to it.”

Cashier: “I just hate it when fruit isn’t good.  Ripe, I mean.  You know?  I frankly find it personally offensive.” [hands woman her change.]

Woman: “Uh huh.”


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